Mutha uckers
Flight of the Conchords Lyrics

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi' ('uckin' with my shi')
Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi' (with my shi')
How many mutha'uckas?
Too many to count, mutha'uckas

I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me
An amount from my account goes out on A/P (on A/P)
Yeah, you know me
Mutha'ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you fee'd me 'cause of your mutha'uckin' fee!
Read the word
On my ATM slip,
Said, "We're all mutha'uckas
And we're 'uckin' with your shi'," come on!

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
My transaction shi'!
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
My weekly statement shi'!
Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
With my balance shi'!
How many mutha'uckas?
Too many to count, mutha'uckas!

The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery
The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi' fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra' . 'sh'. 'ause I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha'ucka like a mutha'uckin' fruit salad
Then. sh'. Granny Smith. f'.
. up. an avocado. . 'uck. 'an. 'n.
. 'on. an' a mango. f'.
'k. 'k and pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
I'm gonna juice the mutha'ucka
There's too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my shi'
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha'uckas
'Uckin' with my

Everybody come on!

Yeah
Too many mutha'uckas 'uckin' with my shhhhh'

Flight of the Conchords's song "Mutha Uckers" is a satire of everyday frustrations that people encounter with services they utilize. It begins with too many people (mutha'uckas) messing around with the singer's things (shi'). He then highlights that he pays his rent fortnightly and the bank charges him for transactions. He shows his frustration with how the extra fees cause his payment to fall short and he is charged a twenty-five dollar penalty. The song continues, and he mentions a racist grocery owner who doesn't sell apples to Kiwis (someone from New Zealand). In response, he decides to juice him with a blend of Granny Smith and red delicious apples, avocados, mangoes, and more.

The song plays on the repetitive use of profanity for comic effect. The word "shi'" is strategically inserted at the end of every sentence, reaffirming the frustration of the singer. The song also takes a jibe at the banking system, with the singer highlighting how they charge for every transaction, including a two buck transaction fee. Moreover, the song further mocks banking systems by highlighting how the singer was not paid in full and how it was the bank's fault.

The song's lyrics provide a commentary on how life can be frustrating due to people taking advantage of each other. Life can be mundane, and the simplest tasks can be aggravated by the people providing the services. Throughout the song, the singer highlights that he has had enough and how he would like to take his revenge. This song gives a sense of power and control to people who feel frustrated by the world and the systems that govern it.

Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi'
There are too many individuals interfering with my personal affairs.

There's too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' ('uckin' with my shi')
My personal dealings are being tampered with by several people.

Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' (with my shi')
Multiple individuals are meddling with my personal affairs.

How many mutha'uckas? Too many to count, mutha'uckas
There are too many individuals to keep track of who are interfering with my personal dealings.

I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me An amount from my account goes out on A/P (on A/P) Yeah, you know me Mutha'ucka charge a two buck transaction fee Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty So you fee'd me 'cause of your mutha'uckin' fee!
I regularly pay my rent but the bank charges me a transaction fee that causes my payment to come up short. In turn, my rent payment is returned to me and I am penalized with an additional fee, all because of the original transaction fee.

Read the word On my ATM slip, Said, "We're all mutha'uckas And we're 'uckin' with your shi'", come on!
Upon reading my bank statement, the message stated that everyone, including myself, is interfering with my personal affairs.

Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' My transaction shi'! There's too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' My weekly statement shi'! Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' With my balance shi'! How many mutha'uckas? Too many to count, mutha'uckas!
Several people are tampering with various aspects of my financial affairs, including my weekly statements, transactions, and balance.

The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi The shi' fight's gonna get vicious and malicious Cut the cra' . 'sh'. 'ause I need my red delicious Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid Gonna dice the mutha'ucka like a mutha'uckin' fruit salad Then. sh'. Granny Smith. f'. . up. an avocado. . 'uck. 'an. 'n. . 'on. an' a mango. f'. 'k. 'k and pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
The owner of a local grocery store espouses racist views and refuses to sell produce to people from New Zealand. The situation escalates and the singer resorts to violent means in order to obtain an apple. The singer is so angry that they suggest putting apples in the owner's rectum.

Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' I'm gonna juice the mutha'ucka There's too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my shi' He's gonna wake up in a smoothie Too many mutha'uckas 'Uckin' with my
The number of individuals who are interfering with my personal affairs is overwhelming. The singer threatens to use a blender to physically harm one of the perpetrators and turn them into a smoothie.

Everybody come on! Yeah Too many mutha'uckas 'uckin' with my shhhhh'
The singer is inviting others to join them in defending themselves against individuals who are interfering with their personal affairs.

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